Patrick Brown Announces Plan To Run For Frat President Of Kappa Beta Psi

Brampton - The *insert title* has announced his latest political endeavour of becoming the next chapter president of the Kappa Beta Psi fraternity. “After being forced multiple times over the last several years to change career paths, I believe this next endeavour will be the right move for me and my family,” the Brampton mayor said during his announcement outside the Toronto frat home. Current members of Kappa are excited and welcoming of Brown, who has stated that if elected will ensure all jell-o shots will be made with Wray & Nephew overproof rum.