Oh Shit! Maxime Bernier Is Still An Active Politician :(

Ottawa - If you thought Erin O’Toole was bad then buckle up. In lieu of the upcoming Federal election, we regret to inform you that Canada’s #1 “nationalist” and leader of the People’s Party of Canada Maxime Bernier has apparently still been actively engaged in politics for the last two years and plans to run in the upcoming election. The PPC leader will reportedly run on the campaign promise of sucking the vaccines out of every Canadian’s arm and shipping them right back to Joe Biden in a large vat labelled “Communist Juice”. He also plans to end all lockdowns, and in fact plans to force business to be at 75% capacity at all times.