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Scott Slute 9/25/21 Scott Slute 9/25/21 Meng Wanzhou Recounts Horrifying Experience During House-Arrest When Uber Eats Driver Couldn’t Find Her Mansion Read More
Scott Slute 9/22/21 Scott Slute 9/22/21 Ontario Calls On Nurses And Restaurant Servers To Also Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict Read More
Scott Slute 9/22/21 Scott Slute 9/22/21 Fate Of The Province Left In Hands Of Hungover Sorority Girls Read More
Scott Slute 9/21/21 Scott Slute 9/21/21 Top 5 Things Canada Could Have Bought With $600 Million Instead Of Spending It On A Pointless Election Read More
Scott Slute 9/19/21 Scott Slute 9/19/21 Toronto Homeless Encampment Remains Cop-Free By Camouflaging As Anti-Vaxx Rally Read More
Scott Slute 9/17/21 Scott Slute 9/17/21 We Answered The Top 5 Most Asked Questions About Canada’s Vaccine Renaming Read More
Scott Slute 9/17/21 Scott Slute 9/17/21 Moderna Vaccine Rebranded As “Spikevax” In Effort To Convince Meatheads To Take It Read More
Scott Slute 9/16/21 Scott Slute 9/16/21 Go Transit Announces Horse-Drawn Buggy That Will Take You From Toronto To London In Just Under A Fortnight Read More
Scott Slute 9/14/21 Scott Slute 9/14/21 Heartwarming: This Couple Met At An Anti-Vaccine Protest And Then Both Died From COVID Read More
Scott Slute 9/13/21 Scott Slute 9/13/21 Toronto Protestors Successfully Convince Doctors Their 16 Months Of Research Is Wrong Read More
