Donning A Stupid Baseball Hat, Doug Ford’s Transformation Into Tim Walz Now Complete

Scott Slute 1/17/25 Scott Slute 1/17/25

Donning A Stupid Baseball Hat, Doug Ford’s Transformation Into Tim Walz Now Complete

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Doug Ford Clarifies That While Canada Is Not For Sale, The Greenbelt Still Is

Scott Slute 1/8/25 Scott Slute 1/8/25

Doug Ford Clarifies That While Canada Is Not For Sale, The Greenbelt Still Is

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After Being Knocked Off The Billboard Chart By Bing Crosby, Drake Releases Latest Diss Track

Scott Slute 12/12/24 Scott Slute 12/12/24

After Being Knocked Off The Billboard Chart By Bing Crosby, Drake Releases Latest Diss Track

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Ontario Line Tunnellers Unearth Long-Forgotten Liberal Party

Scott Slute 11/27/24 Scott Slute 11/27/24

Ontario Line Tunnellers Unearth Long-Forgotten Liberal Party

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Premier Blames Bike Lanes For Gridlock, Inflation, Housing Costs, The Doctor Shortage, Lousy Weather, Bad Cell Phone Reception, Ugly Dogs And Lots Of Other Stuff

Scott Slute 11/26/24 Scott Slute 11/26/24

Premier Blames Bike Lanes For Gridlock, Inflation, Housing Costs, The Doctor Shortage, Lousy Weather, Bad Cell Phone Reception, Ugly Dogs And Lots Of Other Stuff

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Doug Ford Announces Beer And Wine At Park Drinking Fountains

Scott Slute 11/10/24 Scott Slute 11/10/24

Doug Ford Announces Beer And Wine At Park Drinking Fountains

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Justin Trudeau Promises To Work Ineffectively With Whoever Wins Today’s Election

Scott Slute 11/5/24 Scott Slute 11/5/24

Justin Trudeau Promises To Work Ineffectively With Whoever Wins Today’s Election

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Following A Fractious Return to Legislature Monday, Ontario’s Parliament To Break For Another 19-Weeks

Scott Slute 10/23/24 Scott Slute 10/23/24

Following A Fractious Return to Legislature Monday, Ontario’s Parliament To Break For Another 19-Weeks

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Doug Ford Claims Ontario Place Needed To Be Bulldozed To Clear Space For Taylor Swift’s Private Jet

Scott Slute 10/18/24 Scott Slute 10/18/24

Doug Ford Claims Ontario Place Needed To Be Bulldozed To Clear Space For Taylor Swift’s Private Jet

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‘7-Eleven Selling Beer’ Awarded Michelin Bib Gourmand

Scott Slute 9/19/24 Scott Slute 9/19/24

‘7-Eleven Selling Beer’ Awarded Michelin Bib Gourmand

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City Demands Drivers Who Run Over Cyclist Must Promise They Won't Do It Again

Scott Slute 9/11/24 Scott Slute 9/11/24

City Demands Drivers Who Run Over Cyclist Must Promise They Won't Do It Again

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Reunited Gallagher Brothers Encourage Trudeau and Singh To Stick Together

Scott Slute 9/6/24 Scott Slute 9/6/24

Reunited Gallagher Brothers Encourage Trudeau and Singh To Stick Together

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Toronto Will Soon Be Home To The World’s Tallest Vacant Condo Building

Scott Slute 8/24/24 Scott Slute 8/24/24

Toronto Will Soon Be Home To The World’s Tallest Vacant Condo Building

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Ford Closes 10 Safe Injection Sites, Stating That There’s Already A Perfectly Good Park Right Across The Street

Scott Slute 8/22/24 Scott Slute 8/22/24

Ford Closes 10 Safe Injection Sites, Stating That There’s Already A Perfectly Good Park Right Across The Street

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Toronto 7-Eleven Employees Shocked To Learn That You Can’t Already Drink Alcohol In Its Stores

Scott Slute 8/14/24 Scott Slute 8/14/24

Toronto 7-Eleven Employees Shocked To Learn That You Can’t Already Drink Alcohol In Its Stores

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Canadians Outraged After Learning Quatchi Has An OnlyFans Page

Scott Slute 8/11/24 Scott Slute 8/11/24

Canadians Outraged After Learning Quatchi Has An OnlyFans Page

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Toronto Man Excited To Tell Women Basketball Players What To Wear And What To Call Themselves

Scott Slute 8/10/24 Scott Slute 8/10/24

Toronto Man Excited To Tell Women Basketball Players What To Wear And What To Call Themselves

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University Reveals BlogTO A Forgotten AI Writing Project

Scott Slute 8/8/24 Scott Slute 8/8/24

University Reveals BlogTO A Forgotten AI Writing Project

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