Scott Slute 5/24/21 Scott Slute 5/24/21

Etobicoke Man Celebrates Queen Victoria’s Birthday By Blowing Off Three Fingers

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Scott Slute 5/23/21 Scott Slute 5/23/21

Mysterious Man Offers $10000 Reward To Anyone With Information On Who’s Cutting Hair

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Scott Slute 5/22/21 Scott Slute 5/22/21

“We’ll be socially distancing,” Insists Local Man Throwing 50 Person Party In His 200 Square-foot Condo

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Scott Slute 5/21/21 Scott Slute 5/21/21

Jason Kenney And Alberta Cabinet Quarantining After Testing Positive For Severe Case Of “Fuckits”

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Scott Slute 5/20/21 Scott Slute 5/20/21

Disney Plus Pulls ‘Lady and the Tramp’ Over Racially Insensitive Depiction Of Italian Chefs

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Scott Slute 5/19/21 Scott Slute 5/19/21

John Tory’s Sick Flow Scores Him A One Year Contract With The Toronto Maple Leafs

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Scott Slute 5/19/21 Scott Slute 5/19/21

Co-Worker Upset After Losing Real Money On Her Imaginary Internet Investment

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Scott Slute 5/18/21 Scott Slute 5/18/21

Doug Ford Agrees To Reopen Outdoor Lacrosse, Badminton Courts, and Polo Fields

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Scott Slute 5/18/21 Scott Slute 5/18/21

Canada’s “Life After Vaccine” Blueprint Doesn’t Mention Anything About When Furry Conventions Can Return

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Scott Slute 5/16/21 Scott Slute 5/16/21

CDC Says Fully Vaccinated People Can Ride The Dufferin Bus

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Scott Slute 5/15/21 Scott Slute 5/15/21

Time-Traveling Ford Announces His 107th Lockdown Finally Worked

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Scott Slute 5/14/21 Scott Slute 5/14/21

Joe Biden Appoints First Transgender Drone Strike Operator

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Scott Slute 5/13/21 Scott Slute 5/13/21

Triumphant Ford Proclaims: "Ontario made LTC homes safe from COVID so the elderly could safely die of dehydration in their own filth"

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Scott Slute 5/12/21 Scott Slute 5/12/21

8 Natural Ways to Cure Your Depression Even Though Everyone Knows You Just Need To Go To A Therapist

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Scott Slute 5/11/21 Scott Slute 5/11/21

Doug Ford Solves Ontario’s Healthcare Crisis By Sending Out A Nice Little “Thank You” Tweet To Nurses

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Scott Slute 5/10/21 Scott Slute 5/10/21

Pascal Siakam Bought His Mom a House For Mother’s Day… But Don’t Worry, We’re Sure Your Mom Really Appreciated That Pandora Charm You Got Her

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Scott Slute 5/10/21 Scott Slute 5/10/21

We Asked Doug Ford When Ontario’s Stay-At-Home Orders Are Going To End

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Scott Slute 5/9/21 Scott Slute 5/9/21

Deadbeat Son Worries What His Excuse Will Be Next Year For Not Visiting On Mother’s Day

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