Scott Slute 5/8/21 Scott Slute 5/8/21 Ford Backtracks On “Accountability” Promise After Realizing Long-Term Care Crisis Was His Fault Read More Scott Slute 5/5/21 Scott Slute 5/5/21 Tim Horton’s Releases New “Improbable” Burger Read More Scott Slute 5/4/21 Scott Slute 5/4/21 Ford Unveils Plans For New “Dollar Vaccine” Initiative Read More Scott Slute 5/2/21 Scott Slute 5/2/21 How To Talk To Your Toddler About How Paw Patrol’s Officer Chase Has Been Complicit In Police Brutality Via His Silence Read More Scott Slute 5/2/21 Scott Slute 5/2/21 Toronto Landlord Evicts Tenant On the Grounds of 'Unauthorized Pet Rock' Read More Scott Slute 5/1/21 Scott Slute 5/1/21 Ontario Reports Vaccinating 40% Of Adults… As Long If You Don’t Count All The Millennial Babies Still Living With Their Parents As “Adults” Read More Scott Slute 5/1/21 Scott Slute 5/1/21 Lines For Vaccines In Ontario “Almost As Long As Lines For Costco” Read More Scott Slute 4/29/21 Scott Slute 4/29/21 Ford Government Announces ‘Game-Changing’ Extra-Long Lunch Break For Sick Employees Read More Scott Slute 4/28/21 Scott Slute 4/28/21 Deputy Mayor Insists Golf Courses Are Safe to Reopen Because 'Everyone Who Still Isn't Vaccinated Is Also Poor' Read More Scott Slute 4/27/21 Scott Slute 4/27/21 Ford Says It Was Actually Evil Twin Brother Who Promised Paid Sick Days Read More Scott Slute 4/26/21 Scott Slute 4/26/21 Doug Ford Reportedly Spent $1200 On Tim Horton’s Takeout During Quarantine Read More Scott Slute 4/26/21 Scott Slute 4/26/21 We Found 5 Eligible Bachelors For Queen Elizabeth To Marry Read More Scott Slute 4/24/21 Scott Slute 4/24/21 Increase In Goose Attacks Blamed On Closed Border Read More Scott Slute 4/23/21 Scott Slute 4/23/21 Old Man Ford Caught Terrorizing Ontario In Gorilla Costume Read More Scott Slute 4/22/21 Scott Slute 4/22/21 BREAKING: Polkaroo Tests Positive For COVID-19 Read More Scott Slute 4/22/21 Scott Slute 4/22/21 Ford Genuinely Upset About All The People He’s Killed Read More Scott Slute 4/21/21 Scott Slute 4/21/21 Ford Takes Paid Sick Day After Potential Exposure To Difficult Questions Read More Scott Slute 4/20/21 Scott Slute 4/20/21 Local Man Celebrates 4/20 By Doing Exact Same Thing He’s Done Every Day For Past Year Read More Newer Posts Older Posts
Scott Slute 5/8/21 Scott Slute 5/8/21 Ford Backtracks On “Accountability” Promise After Realizing Long-Term Care Crisis Was His Fault Read More
Scott Slute 5/4/21 Scott Slute 5/4/21 Ford Unveils Plans For New “Dollar Vaccine” Initiative Read More
Scott Slute 5/2/21 Scott Slute 5/2/21 How To Talk To Your Toddler About How Paw Patrol’s Officer Chase Has Been Complicit In Police Brutality Via His Silence Read More
Scott Slute 5/2/21 Scott Slute 5/2/21 Toronto Landlord Evicts Tenant On the Grounds of 'Unauthorized Pet Rock' Read More
Scott Slute 5/1/21 Scott Slute 5/1/21 Ontario Reports Vaccinating 40% Of Adults… As Long If You Don’t Count All The Millennial Babies Still Living With Their Parents As “Adults” Read More
Scott Slute 5/1/21 Scott Slute 5/1/21 Lines For Vaccines In Ontario “Almost As Long As Lines For Costco” Read More
Scott Slute 4/29/21 Scott Slute 4/29/21 Ford Government Announces ‘Game-Changing’ Extra-Long Lunch Break For Sick Employees Read More
Scott Slute 4/28/21 Scott Slute 4/28/21 Deputy Mayor Insists Golf Courses Are Safe to Reopen Because 'Everyone Who Still Isn't Vaccinated Is Also Poor' Read More
Scott Slute 4/27/21 Scott Slute 4/27/21 Ford Says It Was Actually Evil Twin Brother Who Promised Paid Sick Days Read More
Scott Slute 4/26/21 Scott Slute 4/26/21 Doug Ford Reportedly Spent $1200 On Tim Horton’s Takeout During Quarantine Read More
Scott Slute 4/26/21 Scott Slute 4/26/21 We Found 5 Eligible Bachelors For Queen Elizabeth To Marry Read More
Scott Slute 4/23/21 Scott Slute 4/23/21 Old Man Ford Caught Terrorizing Ontario In Gorilla Costume Read More
Scott Slute 4/22/21 Scott Slute 4/22/21 Ford Genuinely Upset About All The People He’s Killed Read More
Scott Slute 4/21/21 Scott Slute 4/21/21 Ford Takes Paid Sick Day After Potential Exposure To Difficult Questions Read More
Scott Slute 4/20/21 Scott Slute 4/20/21 Local Man Celebrates 4/20 By Doing Exact Same Thing He’s Done Every Day For Past Year Read More
