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Scott Slute 5/26/21 Scott Slute 5/26/21 Christine Elliot Says Schools Could Resume In June So That Parents Can Enjoy A Week Or Two Of Quiet Before Summer Vacation Read More
Scott Slute 5/26/21 Scott Slute 5/26/21 Missed Last Nights ‘Super Flower Blood Moon’? Don’t Worry! Here’s How To Catch Next Weeks ‘Extreme Wolfspike Collector’s Edition Ultra Awesome Moon’! Read More
Scott Slute 5/25/21 Scott Slute 5/25/21 CBC Agrees To Fair And Balanced Coverage of Leafs-Habs Series Read More
Scott Slute 5/25/21 Scott Slute 5/25/21 Air Canada Implements $350 Service Fee If Travelers Want A Sanitized Seat Read More
Scott Slute 5/24/21 Scott Slute 5/24/21 Alberta Alters Constitution, Changes Official Language To “Illiterate Facebook Boomer Posts” Read More
Scott Slute 5/24/21 Scott Slute 5/24/21 Etobicoke Man Celebrates Queen Victoria’s Birthday By Blowing Off Three Fingers Read More
Scott Slute 5/23/21 Scott Slute 5/23/21 Mysterious Man Offers $10000 Reward To Anyone With Information On Who’s Cutting Hair Read More
Scott Slute 5/22/21 Scott Slute 5/22/21 “We’ll be socially distancing,” Insists Local Man Throwing 50 Person Party In His 200 Square-foot Condo Read More
Scott Slute 5/21/21 Scott Slute 5/21/21 Jason Kenney And Alberta Cabinet Quarantining After Testing Positive For Severe Case Of “Fuckits” Read More
Scott Slute 5/20/21 Scott Slute 5/20/21 Disney Plus Pulls ‘Lady and the Tramp’ Over Racially Insensitive Depiction Of Italian Chefs Read More
Scott Slute 5/19/21 Scott Slute 5/19/21 John Tory’s Sick Flow Scores Him A One Year Contract With The Toronto Maple Leafs Read More
Scott Slute 5/19/21 Scott Slute 5/19/21 Co-Worker Upset After Losing Real Money On Her Imaginary Internet Investment Read More
Scott Slute 5/18/21 Scott Slute 5/18/21 Doug Ford Agrees To Reopen Outdoor Lacrosse, Badminton Courts, and Polo Fields Read More
Scott Slute 5/18/21 Scott Slute 5/18/21 Canada’s “Life After Vaccine” Blueprint Doesn’t Mention Anything About When Furry Conventions Can Return Read More
Scott Slute 5/16/21 Scott Slute 5/16/21 CDC Says Fully Vaccinated People Can Ride The Dufferin Bus Read More
Scott Slute 5/15/21 Scott Slute 5/15/21 Time-Traveling Ford Announces His 107th Lockdown Finally Worked Read More
Scott Slute 5/14/21 Scott Slute 5/14/21 Joe Biden Appoints First Transgender Drone Strike Operator Read More
