Scott Slute 7/27/22 Scott Slute 7/27/22

Cyclist Who Ran Over Old Lady Just Glad He Wasn’t Doored Today

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Scott Slute 7/24/22 Scott Slute 7/24/22

Trudeau Reveals New Haircut Was Done After A Local Image Consultant Advised It Would Make Him More Likeable

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Scott Slute 7/22/22 Scott Slute 7/22/22

TTC Announces Closure Of Every Subway Station This Weekend

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Scott Slute 7/21/22 Scott Slute 7/21/22

Thousands Of Canadians Gather In Ottawa Demanding Trudeau End The Current Heatwave

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Scott Slute 7/19/22 Scott Slute 7/19/22

Quebec Mandates All Concerts Must Be Sung In French

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Scott Slute 7/18/22 Scott Slute 7/18/22

Patrick Brown Announces Plan To Run For Frat President Of Kappa Beta Psi

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Ontario Residents Use Money Received From Federal Government To Pay Back Money Owed To Federal Government

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Scott Slute 7/13/22 Scott Slute 7/13/22

James Webb Telescope Images Confirms Toronto Is In Fact Center Of Universe

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Scott Slute 7/11/22 Scott Slute 7/11/22

After Completing Loyalty Card, Ontario To Receive Next Covid Wave For Free

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Scott Slute 7/10/22 Scott Slute 7/10/22

Rogers To Offer Customers One Hour Spotify Trial As Compensation For Outage

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Young Canadians Who Can Barely Pay Their Rent Report Being Blissfully Unaware Of Intrest Rate Hike

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A&W Has Just Unveiled Their New Limited Edition “Burger” Burger

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Scott Slute 7/7/22 Scott Slute 7/7/22

City Proudly Declares Alexandra Park Pool “Mostly Bandaid Free”

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Scott Slute 7/6/22 Scott Slute 7/6/22

Top Doctor Says If Everyone Promises To Not Go To The Hospital We Can Keep Eating Nachos Inside

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Scott Slute 7/3/22 Scott Slute 7/3/22

City Confident Building More Unaffordable Condos Will Solve Housing Crisis

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In Response To Airport Delays Ontario Ministry Of Transportation Recommends Just Walking To Your Destination

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Scott Slute 7/1/22 Scott Slute 7/1/22

Ottawa Protestors Also Unsure What They’re Protesting

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Scott Slute 6/30/22 Scott Slute 6/30/22

Air Canada Cancels Flight Halfway Through Flight

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