Poirot Solves Record Breaking Number Of Murder Mysteries Aboard 20 Hour Winter Storm Delayed Train

Scott Slute 12/29/22 Scott Slute 12/29/22

Poirot Solves Record Breaking Number Of Murder Mysteries Aboard 20 Hour Winter Storm Delayed Train

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Report: Office Goofball Still Wearing Ugly Christmas Sweater Even Though Christmas Definitely Over

Scott Slute 12/27/22 Scott Slute 12/27/22

Report: Office Goofball Still Wearing Ugly Christmas Sweater Even Though Christmas Definitely Over

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Leaked Documents Reveal All Nick Nurse Wants For Christmas Is Another Shoulder Rub From Drake

Scott Slute 12/24/22 Scott Slute 12/24/22

Leaked Documents Reveal All Nick Nurse Wants For Christmas Is Another Shoulder Rub From Drake

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Santa To Meet With Elf Union As Strike Threats Loom

Scott Slute 12/23/22 Scott Slute 12/23/22

Santa To Meet With Elf Union As Strike Threats Loom

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Pearson Airport Cancels All Flights For The Rest Of Winter Just In Case It Snows Again

Scott Slute 12/23/22 Scott Slute 12/23/22

Pearson Airport Cancels All Flights For The Rest Of Winter Just In Case It Snows Again

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Man Who Didn’t Know What To Get Girlfriend For Christmas Really Hoping She’s In The Mood For 36 Oysters

Scott Slute 12/22/22 Scott Slute 12/22/22

Man Who Didn’t Know What To Get Girlfriend For Christmas Really Hoping She’s In The Mood For 36 Oysters

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Tim Horton’s Has Replaced Plastic Cup Lid With Large Warning

Scott Slute 12/20/22 Scott Slute 12/20/22

Tim Horton’s Has Replaced Plastic Cup Lid With Large Warning

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This Magical Christmas Village Is Just 5151.64 Km From Toronto And It’s The North Pole

Scott Slute 12/19/22 Scott Slute 12/19/22

This Magical Christmas Village Is Just 5151.64 Km From Toronto And It’s The North Pole

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Subway Service Suspended On Line 1 Due To A Train On The Tracks

Scott Slute 12/17/22 Scott Slute 12/17/22

Subway Service Suspended On Line 1 Due To A Train On The Tracks

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Dispirited Ghosts of Christmas Prepare to Visit Galen Weston for 17th Consecutive Year

Scott Slute 12/14/22 Scott Slute 12/14/22

Dispirited Ghosts of Christmas Prepare to Visit Galen Weston for 17th Consecutive Year

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Ontario Housing Crisis Solved After Ford Government Builds 12 Mansions On Protected Land

Scott Slute 12/12/22 Scott Slute 12/12/22

Ontario Housing Crisis Solved After Ford Government Builds 12 Mansions On Protected Land

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Under Sovereignty Act, Alberta Has Appointed A Truck As New Head Of State

Scott Slute 12/9/22 Scott Slute 12/9/22

Under Sovereignty Act, Alberta Has Appointed A Truck As New Head Of State

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Ontario Health Minister Makes Announcement In Front Of Burning Hospital

Scott Slute 12/8/22 Scott Slute 12/8/22

Ontario Health Minister Makes Announcement In Front Of Burning Hospital

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Local Bartender Begs Patron To At Least Look At The Cocktail List Before Ordering A Negroni Sbagliato

Scott Slute 12/7/22 Scott Slute 12/7/22

Local Bartender Begs Patron To At Least Look At The Cocktail List Before Ordering A Negroni Sbagliato

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To Save Money On Investigating CERB Overpayments, The CRA Is Asking Everyone To Pay Back Half Their CERB

Scott Slute 12/6/22 Scott Slute 12/6/22

To Save Money On Investigating CERB Overpayments, The CRA Is Asking Everyone To Pay Back Half Their CERB

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Doug Ford Sets Up Patreon Page To Expedite Bribing Process

Scott Slute 11/30/22 Scott Slute 11/30/22

Doug Ford Sets Up Patreon Page To Expedite Bribing Process

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With Impending Plastic Bag Ban, Canadian Bathroom Garbage Bins Prepare For Life Of Collecting Trash Directly

Scott Slute 11/29/22 Scott Slute 11/29/22

With Impending Plastic Bag Ban, Canadian Bathroom Garbage Bins Prepare For Life Of Collecting Trash Directly

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Very Legitimate Family Construction Business From Woodbridge Wins Greenbelt Contract

Scott Slute 11/23/22 Scott Slute 11/23/22

Very Legitimate Family Construction Business From Woodbridge Wins Greenbelt Contract

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