TTC Plans To Shut Down 89 Bus Stops This Weekend As It Might Be Too Sunny

Scott Slute 12/22/23 Scott Slute 12/22/23

TTC Plans To Shut Down 89 Bus Stops This Weekend As It Might Be Too Sunny

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Trudeau Mandates Santa’s Sleigh Must Go Electric By 2030

Scott Slute 12/20/23 Scott Slute 12/20/23

Trudeau Mandates Santa’s Sleigh Must Go Electric By 2030

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Canadians Shocked To Learn Instead Of KD, Americans Have Something Called “AR-15”

Scott Slute 12/19/23 Scott Slute 12/19/23

Canadians Shocked To Learn Instead Of KD, Americans Have Something Called “AR-15”

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Tim Horton’s To Put Real Chicken Back In Chicken Noodle Soup As Part Of 60th Anniversary

Scott Slute 12/18/23 Scott Slute 12/18/23

Tim Horton’s To Put Real Chicken Back In Chicken Noodle Soup As Part Of 60th Anniversary

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Many Parents Say They’ll Be Gaslighting Their Children Into Thinking Christmas Is Cancelled Because They’re Dumb And Not Because The Family Is Broke

Scott Slute 12/17/23 Scott Slute 12/17/23

Many Parents Say They’ll Be Gaslighting Their Children Into Thinking Christmas Is Cancelled Because They’re Dumb And Not Because The Family Is Broke

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Eaton Centre To Be Temporarily Relocated To Make Way For Ontario Line

Scott Slute 12/12/23 Scott Slute 12/12/23

Eaton Centre To Be Temporarily Relocated To Make Way For Ontario Line

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Loblaws Self-Checkout Machines Are Now Asking For Tips

Scott Slute 12/8/23 Scott Slute 12/8/23

Loblaws Self-Checkout Machines Are Now Asking For Tips

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Young And Old Torontonians Bond Over Shared Inability To Afford Anything This Holiday Season

Scott Slute 12/7/23 Scott Slute 12/7/23

Young And Old Torontonians Bond Over Shared Inability To Afford Anything This Holiday Season

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A Toronto Couple Just Got Married Inside The Queen And Spadina McDonalds

Scott Slute 12/4/23 Scott Slute 12/4/23

A Toronto Couple Just Got Married Inside The Queen And Spadina McDonalds

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Ford Urges Ontario To Give Up Kangaroo Search While Donning Kangaroo-Themed Bib

Scott Slute 12/3/23 Scott Slute 12/3/23

Ford Urges Ontario To Give Up Kangaroo Search While Donning Kangaroo-Themed Bib

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Oshawa Zoo Reports Missing Kangaroo Has Been Found And Returned To Pen

Scott Slute 12/3/23 Scott Slute 12/3/23

Oshawa Zoo Reports Missing Kangaroo Has Been Found And Returned To Pen

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Shrinkflation Forces McDonalds To Replace McRib With The ‘McFeet’

Scott Slute 11/30/23 Scott Slute 11/30/23

Shrinkflation Forces McDonalds To Replace McRib With The ‘McFeet’

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Doug Ford Totally Promises Not To Turn The DVP Into A Land Development

Scott Slute 11/28/23 Scott Slute 11/28/23

Doug Ford Totally Promises Not To Turn The DVP Into A Land Development

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I Decorated My Apartment For Christmas With Just $12 At Dollarama Because I’m Very, Very Poor

Scott Slute 11/25/23 Scott Slute 11/25/23

I Decorated My Apartment For Christmas With Just $12 At Dollarama Because I’m Very, Very Poor

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Toronto Man Who Never Bothered With Reusable Water Bottles Or Cloth Grocery Bags Feeling Pretty Smug Today

Scott Slute 11/23/23 Scott Slute 11/23/23

Toronto Man Who Never Bothered With Reusable Water Bottles Or Cloth Grocery Bags Feeling Pretty Smug Today

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Bank Of Canada Puts Wrong King Charles On Money

Scott Slute 11/18/23 Scott Slute 11/18/23

Bank Of Canada Puts Wrong King Charles On Money

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Farmboy Mascot Called Into Parliament To Explain How He’s Keeping Shrimp Prices So Low

Scott Slute 11/16/23 Scott Slute 11/16/23

Farmboy Mascot Called Into Parliament To Explain How He’s Keeping Shrimp Prices So Low

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Loblaws Warns Of An Eternal Winter If Grocery Tycoons Are Held Accountable

Scott Slute 11/9/23 Scott Slute 11/9/23

Loblaws Warns Of An Eternal Winter If Grocery Tycoons Are Held Accountable

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