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Scott Slute 12/31/20 Scott Slute 12/31/20 Governor General’s Award Declares The Toronto Harold As 2020’s “Top Source For Fake News” Read More
Scott Slute 12/29/20 Scott Slute 12/29/20 Trump Says Only Americans Who Follow Him On Twitter Will Receive $2000 Stimulus Cheque Read More
Scott Slute 12/25/20 Scott Slute 12/25/20 “Do Your Part And Stay Home This Christmas,” Ford Tells Ontarians From His Cottage Read More
Scott Slute 12/17/20 Scott Slute 12/17/20 Santa’s Special Little Elf John Tory Prepares This Years’ ‘Toys’ For All The ‘Nice’ Property Management Girls And Boys Read More
Scott Slute 12/14/20 Scott Slute 12/14/20 Biden Reassures Americans There Will Still Be Plenty Of Rich Old White Dude’s In His Administration Read More
Scott Slute 12/9/20 Scott Slute 12/9/20 Doug Ford Unveils Plans To Turn Old Underground Cocaine Smuggling Tunnel Into Etobicoke Subway Line Read More
Scott Slute 12/6/20 Scott Slute 12/6/20 Man Who Hasn’t Worked Out In 4 Years Was Totally Planning To Go To The Gym This Month Read More
Scott Slute 12/3/20 Scott Slute 12/3/20 Ford To Ontarians: “Folks, ‘Bay Days’ Is An Essential Service.” Read More
Scott Slute 11/30/20 Scott Slute 11/30/20 Ford Fires Back At Auditor-General By Hiring Another 500 Of His Friends For Coronavirus Task Force Read More
Scott Slute 11/26/20 Scott Slute 11/26/20 Toronto Barbershop Reopens After Starting To Sell Oranges Read More
Scott Slute 11/26/20 Scott Slute 11/26/20 Boeing Says New 737 MAX Is “Guaranteed To Just Fucking Kill You” Read More
Scott Slute 11/23/20 Scott Slute 11/23/20 City of Toronto Recommends Making Lockdown Even Weirder By Banging Your Roommate Read More
Scott Slute 11/20/20 Scott Slute 11/20/20 The Toronto Harold Wishes Doug Ford A Very Happy Birthday Read More
Scott Slute 11/18/20 Scott Slute 11/18/20 Twitter Adds New Label To Trump’s Recent Election Tweet Read More
Scott Slute 11/15/20 Scott Slute 11/15/20 New Study Finds Women Who Scream “We Are Never, Ever, Ever Getting Back Together!” Have a 100% Chance Of Going Home With Their Ex Read More
