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Scott Slute 11/13/20 Scott Slute 11/13/20 President Trump Vows To Defend Freedom, Democracy and His Scratch Golf Score Read More
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Scott Slute 11/7/20 Scott Slute 11/7/20 Trump Gracefully Concedes Defeat, Congratulates Biden On Victory Read More
Scott Slute 11/7/20 Scott Slute 11/7/20 BREAKING: Joe Biden Stunned To Learn He Was Running For President Read More
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Scott Slute 11/5/20 Scott Slute 11/5/20 Trump Campaign Appoints Sesame Street Gang To Re-Count Votes in Michigan Read More
Scott Slute 11/3/20 Scott Slute 11/3/20 Canadians Relieved US Border Already Closed On Eve Of Civil War 2 Read More
Scott Slute 11/3/20 Scott Slute 11/3/20 New Study Finds Boarding Up Windows Before Election Maybe Not The Healthiest Sign Of A Functioning Democracy Read More
Scott Slute 11/1/20 Scott Slute 11/1/20 TTC Invests $17 Into New COVID-Related Safety Measures Read More
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Scott Slute 10/26/20 Scott Slute 10/26/20 BREAKING: Toronto Harold Links Hunter Biden To 1912 Sinking Of Titanic Read More
Scott Slute 10/25/20 Scott Slute 10/25/20 Mitch McConnell’s Hand Turns Black After Holding One Of Donald Trump’s Horcrux’s For Too Long Read More
Scott Slute 10/24/20 Scott Slute 10/24/20 Government Officials Remind Canadians To Wash Hands, Maintain Social Distance and To Not Post Their Depressing Lockdown Meals On Instagram Read More
Scott Slute 10/21/20 Scott Slute 10/21/20 Premier Who Just Wanted To Sell Cheap Beer And Make Cute New License Plates Very Much Over Dealing With A Pandemic Read More
