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In Lieu Of Daycare, Ontario To Provide Children With Three Paid Sick Days

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NATO Sends Will Smith To Kremlin In Last Ditch Effort To End War

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Ford Confident Healthcare System Can Withstand Spring Wave After Ordering 200 New ICU Beds From Casper

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COVID-19 Rethinks Retirement

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Doug Ford Unveils Plans To Build Affordable Housing Community In Giant Pothole On Lawrence Avenue

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Op-Ed: Why Our Political System Is Broken But Only When Things Don’t Go My Way

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With COVID Restrictions Ending, Toronto CEOs Are Once Again Standing At The Middle Urinal

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Johnny Bower To Come Out Of Retirement, Despite Being Dead, To Return As Leafs Goalie

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Ontario Appoints New Top Doctor, Krista Ford

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Ford Chases Out Last Remaining Covids From Ontario

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Province's Customer Service, Hospitality Workers Just Thrilled To Welcome Back Anti Maskers

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Toronto Man Facing Disciplinary Action After Failing To Increase Tie Knot Width By 30%

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Mayor Tory Announces Return Of Even More Four Piece Pop-Up Jazz Bands To City Parks This Summer

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Ford Say He's Close To Removing “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service” Mandate At Restaurants, Cafes

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After A Scary 23 Hours Of Not Being In The News, Pete Davidson Announces He's Going To Space

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Ford Announces New Affordable Housing Plan Of Inviting Ontarians To Join His Island In “Animal Crossing”

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Local Man Stops Using Russian Dressing In His Reuben Sandwiches In Support Of Ukrainian People

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Mennonite Man Smuggly Drives Past Gas Station

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