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Scott Slute 1/21/23 Scott Slute 1/21/23 Doug Ford Announces If Ontarians Ever Want To See The Sun Again They'll Have To Pay For That Too Read More
Scott Slute 1/15/23 Scott Slute 1/15/23 Loblaws Forced To Triple Bagel Prices Following Poor Season For Bagel Trees Read More
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Scott Slute 1/12/23 Scott Slute 1/12/23 TTC Employs Labyrinth Minotaur To Patrol Union Station Read More
Scott Slute 1/7/23 Scott Slute 1/7/23 TTC Raises Fares To Help Riders Better Fear For Their Lives Read More
Scott Slute 1/5/23 Scott Slute 1/5/23 Loblaws Teams Up With PayBright To Help Canadians Finance Their Chicken Read More
Scott Slute 1/5/23 Scott Slute 1/5/23 As Families Return Home, GTA Teenagers Begin The Difficult Transition From Doing Nothing In Florida To Doing Nothing In Toronto Read More
Scott Slute 1/4/23 Scott Slute 1/4/23 John Tory Proposes Building Very Large Gun On CN Tower To Better Protect City Read More
Scott Slute 1/2/23 Scott Slute 1/2/23 Bank of Canada Demands Sacrifice Of First-Borns In New Interest Rate Announcement Read More
Scott Slute 1/1/23 Scott Slute 1/1/23 Ontario Pharmacists Can Now Perform Open Heart Surgery Read More
Scott Slute 12/29/22 Scott Slute 12/29/22 Poirot Solves Record Breaking Number Of Murder Mysteries Aboard 20 Hour Winter Storm Delayed Train Read More
Scott Slute 12/27/22 Scott Slute 12/27/22 Report: Office Goofball Still Wearing Ugly Christmas Sweater Even Though Christmas Definitely Over Read More
Scott Slute 12/24/22 Scott Slute 12/24/22 Leaked Documents Reveal All Nick Nurse Wants For Christmas Is Another Shoulder Rub From Drake Read More
Scott Slute 12/23/22 Scott Slute 12/23/22 Santa To Meet With Elf Union As Strike Threats Loom Read More
Scott Slute 12/23/22 Scott Slute 12/23/22 Pearson Airport Cancels All Flights For The Rest Of Winter Just In Case It Snows Again Read More
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