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Scott Slute 5/13/20 Scott Slute 5/13/20 Ontario Will Allow Restaurants To Reopen Under Strict New “Bring Your Own Meal” Guidelines Read More
Scott Slute 5/10/20 Scott Slute 5/10/20 Ontario Revokes “Hero” Status From ER Nurse Who Keeps Stealing Yogurt Out Of The Breakroom Fridge Read More
Scott Slute 5/9/20 Scott Slute 5/9/20 Local Man Hasn’t Even Opened Those Books He Planned To Read While On Lockdown Read More
Scott Slute 5/5/20 Scott Slute 5/5/20 “Don’t Put It In Your Mouth” Re-Airing To Remind Adults Not To Lick Subway Polls Read More
Scott Slute 4/30/20 Scott Slute 4/30/20 CFL Asks For $30 Million Bailout Of Canadian Tire Money Read More
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Scott Slute 4/24/20 Scott Slute 4/24/20 Dr Fauci Allows Tinder Dating, Says To Take Precautions You Probably Should Have Always Been Taking Read More
Scott Slute 4/21/20 Scott Slute 4/21/20 North Korea Announces Kim Jong Un Definitely Totally Fine And Is Super Healthy And Also Still No Coronavirus In North Korea Read More
Scott Slute 4/20/20 Scott Slute 4/20/20 Campaign to Stop Kony Reignited After Warlord Spotted Standing Less Than 2 Metres From Child Soldier Read More
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Scott Slute 4/17/20 Scott Slute 4/17/20 Toronto Zoo To Begin Feeding Less Cool Animals To The More Popular Ones Read More
Scott Slute 4/15/20 Scott Slute 4/15/20 Instagram to Begin Censoring The Sad, Pathetic Meals You Keep Posting During Quarantine Read More
Scott Slute 4/12/20 Scott Slute 4/12/20 COVID-19 Now Leading Cause Of Death In The US, After Government Makes It Illegal To Go Outside and Shoot Each Other Read More
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